Top 10 Reasons for you to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016
- You prefer to drive a foreign car anyway.
- Show the establishment who is boss by electing the establishment candidate as President.
- In the world of cyber attacks, you value a President that knows how to wipe confidential documents off their servers.
- It's is time to have someone with balls in the White House again, even if they are chopped off Bill and kept in her purse.
- You were tired of having to clean all your guns anyway.
- You can't wait for four years of "the barking President" skits on S.N.L.
- The Travel Department employees have been acting awfully smug lately.
- She promises to make Bernie Sanders an Ambassador (to Benghazi).
- The country will save money on Presidential travel because the ankle bracelet will not let her leave the White House.
- As First Man, former President Bill Clinton gets interns assigned to him again.
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