Monday, March 21, 2016

Top 10 Reasons for you to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016

Humor File: 

Top 10 Reasons for you to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016


  1. You prefer to drive a foreign car anyway.
  2. Show the establishment who is boss by electing the establishment candidate as President.
  3. In the world of cyber attacks, you value a President that knows how to wipe confidential documents off their servers.
  4. It's is time to have someone with balls in the White House again, even if they are chopped off Bill and kept in her purse.
  5. You were tired of having to clean all your guns anyway.
  6. You can't wait for four years of "the barking President" skits on S.N.L.
  7. The Travel Department employees have been acting awfully smug lately. 
  8. She promises to make Bernie Sanders an Ambassador (to Benghazi).
  9. The country will save money on Presidential travel because the ankle bracelet will not let her leave the White House.
  10. As First Man, former President Bill Clinton gets interns assigned to him again.
    Oh Yeah!






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